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Photography - The Moral Question..

 

 

Pretend that you're a photographer who has gone out to the Midwest to take pictures of an ongoing flood. Now as you're wandering around looking for a good shot, you see George W. Bush in the middle of a rushing river, holding onto a thin branch so he won't get swept away. The branch is already halfway broken, and you know it will break altogether in a matter of minutes.

Now, you can do one of two things: You can either rescue him or take an award-winning picture that will secure your place in photographic history.

Now for the question:

Which lens would you use?


One-liners - Click on the images below to see a larger, legible version.

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1000words.psd


truefalse.psd


kidsintouch.psd


nursehome.psd


airplane.psd

Hodsock Priory, Nottinghamshire<br>
wiseoldbird.psd

Business and studio concepts. Close up of a computer keyboard my computer button. Take ownership, take possession.
software.psd

Stone gargoyles in the old monks' dormitory at Rufford Abbey, Nottingham, England. A 12th century abbey set in the heart of Sherwood Forest. Now a visitor centre with wildlife, art and sculpture exhibitions and displays about the monks.<br><br>Business concepts - worry, stress, fear, regret, hiding beneath the desk - worrying, anxiety
footmouth.psd


odder.psd

Famous statue at the foot of the castle walls<br>The famous medieval outlaw who robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. Arch enemy of the Sheriff of Nottingham.
outlaws.psd

Elderly French man fishing in calm water from an old boat<br>Canon T90 & Sigma 75-300 Apo. 1/250 @ f5.6<br>Portrait
maninboat.psd

South Notts College v Dudley Bears. Quarter Final Playoff<br>National League Division 3<br>Harvey Hadden Sports Centre, Nottingham<br>Sunday 15th April 2001<br><br>SNC lost in a close game<br>
bbhead.psd


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